The Bacon Blog

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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I love it when this happens!

Especially when it’s my boss covering the tab

and instead of Mc Donalds it’s an expensive, steak dinner

of-house-baratheon:

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

Vin is trying to eat Karen Gillen. I repeat VIN IS TRYING TO EAT KAREN GILLEN

God damn I love this man!!

thepyrocase:

by shishio*

Can we talk about Sakuya though?
hawt DAYUM!

threeheadedguy:

the-bacony-blog:

You can look at it like this, but I personally prefer to look at us as Dr Manhattan looked at us in the “Watchmen”
Doctor Manhattan: ”Thermodynamic miracles… events with odds against so astronomical they’re effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter… Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold… that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.”

dr manhattan killed a hundred thousand people cuz he thought it was the right thing to do

WRONG
That was in the movie and outside the established continuity. It was Adrian that killed all the people in New York in the comic

threeheadedguy:

the-bacony-blog:

You can look at it like this, but I personally prefer to look at us as Dr Manhattan looked at us in the “Watchmen”

Doctor Manhattan: ”Thermodynamic miracles… events with odds against so astronomical they’re effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter… Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold… that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.”

dr manhattan killed a hundred thousand people cuz he thought it was the right thing to do

WRONG

That was in the movie and outside the established continuity. It was Adrian that killed all the people in New York in the comic

You can look at it like this, but I personally prefer to look at us as Dr Manhattan looked at us in the “Watchmen”
Doctor Manhattan: ”Thermodynamic miracles… events with odds against so astronomical they’re effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter… Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold… that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.”

You can look at it like this, but I personally prefer to look at us as Dr Manhattan looked at us in the “Watchmen”

Doctor Manhattan: ”Thermodynamic miracles… events with odds against so astronomical they’re effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter… Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold… that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.”

shubbabang:

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A million times worse when this happens at work…I remember I was working on some data extracts and one of the VP’s kids was in the office fucking around and my computer locked up as I was saving my finished product.

Trying to keep in that much pure, unbridled rage was hell